Selling a Car on Craigslist The Truth

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hello are you the guy selling the car on Craigslist
yes I am shall we take a look at it
yes let's do that here she is
it was a good car that I have tried to maintain very well in the time I have
owned it
I am going to ask you a bunch of questions now about things I think are
important about cars so you do not realize I am a complete moron
proceed when was the last time you flush the wiper fluid
never the wiper fluid reservoir gets filled when it is empty
there are a few bright spots on the car I don't know if I can pay your asking
price with those on there

this is despite the fact that I saw detailed pictures at the car before I
showed up here
I am already asking $300 dollars below blue book value for the car and I have
exquisite maintenance records in shop manuals for the car
your assertion that tiny rust spots on the fenders matter with the dam is
fucking absurd
if you don't mind I will now walk around the car and look under the hood making
disapproving noises in an attempt to make you nervous about the condition of
your car

please go ahead you ignorant third I have thirty seven other people
interested in the vehicle behind you and I do not meet the deal with your dumb
ass if I don't want to
can I take it for a test drive yes
you can let's get inside lower
I don't like the sound those brakes are making there must be something wrong
with them
I do not hear a fucking thing it is becoming obvious that you are only
interested in this car as a means to attempt to feel power over someone else
during the sale

you fuck I will now entertain you with a brain melting reporting personal story
you will forget in 10 minutes
I feel the need to fill time during our test drive with this because I fear
silence as if it were the devil himself
take the car back to my driveway despite the on
only verbal beatdown I gave to you obviously well maintained car that is an
absolute fucking steer by any measure known to man
I am interested in buying it that is fantastic

give me the cash and we can do the title transfer right now
unfortunately I cannot pay you on till two weeks from this Friday when I get
paid and my girlfriend gets out of jail
also cash is out of the question and I will need to pay you via third-party
cashier's check or possibly via MoneyGram
in addition I will need to be driven to pick the car up by my disabled
brother-in-law who lives in midtown 75 miles away and may or may not answer the
phone when I call

but I am deeply interested in buying your car
so please said with your penis firmly in your hand for two weeks and wait for me
to get the money so I can buy it
obviously you are even more open more on the night for supposed
there are literally over two dozen people who have emailed me about this
car

I only gave you a chance to look at it because I wanted to sell it quickly and
you replied first
you are a horrible person for not bending to my every whim and bending
yourself to the schedule that is my worthless existence
I am only trying to get this car so I can transport my nine children to
daycare every day while I work at Arbys
hey if you buy the car right now I will even throw in a free spring up WD
40 on the brake pads holy penis want to scoop
Selling a Car on Craigslist - The Truth